I don't want to oversell it guys, but this is the best Weekly Substandard podcast yet. We discussed Arrival and alien invasion movies, Thanksgiving dishes, and, um, highway rest stops. (What is it with Jersey kids and their obsession with rest stops? I don't get it.)
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One thing I would like to add is a proper, definitive ranking of Thanksgiving dishes. NOT RANKED: Tofurkey, because that's not a real thing. Also not ranked: desserts. They deserve their own post, probably.
10. Cranberry sauce
Vile.
9. Plain side salad
It's not bad or anything, just kind of pointless for this meal.
8. Corn
I eat corn all year long. Again, not quite sure what this brings to the table on Turkey Day.
7. Yams/sweet potatoes
It's a vegetable you can put marshmallows on and no one judges you for it. Tremendous upside potential with this one.
6. Stuffing (non-Stove Top)
I don't even know what this nonsense is.
5. Rolls
Hard to go wrong with bread and butter to be quite honest.
4. Mashed potatoes/gravy
If you don't like mashed potatoes and gravy you are probably a communist. Go back to Russia, Red.
3. Turkey
The reason for the season.
2. Stuffing, Stove Top
Chrissy Teigen said it best:
Amen.
1. Green Bean Casserole
The king of side dishes. Green beans and cream of mushroom, heated, with fried onions added to the top for the last ten minutes to get a nice crunch without any sogginess. My God. My mouth is literally watering just thinking about it. Gonna eat me some green bean casserole on Thursday, you better believe.