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Obama's Sending The 300 to Iraq!

June 19, 2014

A bunch of people in my Twitter timeline seemed bummed out that Obama is taking such a weak-kneed approach to the Fall of Iraq. The complaints reached their peak during his (ridiculously late) speech. But I was pretty excited! After all, he announced he was sending The 300 to Iraq! That's great news!

These are, as we know, troops who have a great deal of experience laying waste to the Iranian horde:

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Skilled warriors all, The 300 are the best of the best:

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The 300 aren't going to collapse; they'll hold the line against ISIL:

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And, as they hold the line, we can send more troops in via water later:

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I'm just not sure what everyone's so upse...

What?

He's only sending "up to 300 advisers"?

Well ... that doesn't sound like very many.

Sigh. I forgot. Decline is a choice. And we have chosen.