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Titans Cheerleader Jessica Is Smarter than You (Photos)

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September 5, 2013

Bimolecular doctoral candidates don’t just try out and make professional cheerleading squads just because "they have extra time on their hands."

Tennessee Titans cheerleader Jessica apparently can spare a couple hours.

@JessicaH_TTC Twitter
@JessicaH_TTC Twitter

Jessica decided the only way to top simultaneously earning her bachelor and masters engineering degrees is to moonlight as a professional cheerlady while pursing her doctorate in Chemical and Biomolecular Engineering.

Her typical day:

During the season, I wake up around 7:30 a.m. I eat a small breakfast and prepare for the day. I arrive in the lab around 8:30 a.m. and start my workday, which may include anything from debugging a code, attending seminars, to preparing a presentation. I rarely have a day that is the same, and that is something that I enjoy. I work until about 1 p.m. when I take a short lunch break. I continue working until around 6 or 6:30 p.m. I grab a small bite to eat and head to practice early enough to warm up my muscles and practice any new routines. We practice for at least two hours, and then I head home to finish up homework and prepare for the next day.

@JessicaH_TTC Twitter
@JessicaH_TTC Twitter

Jessica makes her packed schedule look easy.

@JessicaH_TTC Twitter
@JessicaH_TTC Twitter

Jessica is planning on becoming a college professor after she completes her dissertation. I foresee high marks on Rate My Professor.

@JessicaH_TTC Twitter
@JessicaH_TTC Twitter

She’s not without a sense of humor.

@JessicaH_TTC Twitter
@JessicaH_TTC Twitter

Jessica will need it. The Titans are in for another rough season.

After Jessica earns her degree, I recommend the Titans draft her into their personnel department.

I don’t like the Titans' depth this year. I'm taking the Steelers to win, but not get over the 6.5 spread.

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