The Galactic Civil War was fought in over ten thousand places...
What if Ken Burns were to make a documentary about the events that unfold in Star Wars Episodes One through Six? Well, it might look a little like this:
This might not be the nerdiest thing on the Internet. But it's probably pretty close! I'm glad I could play a small part in bringing it to you. Deepest apologies to the estate of Shelby Foote; if I had a little more time I would've worked on my drawl a bit harder.