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The Washington Free Beacon Poetry Café

Matthew Walther reads 'Men Are Pointless' by Dorothea Lasky

Reporter and dramatic reader Matthew Walther is back with another edition of the Washington Free Beacon Poetry Café, this time in a rendition of "Men Are Pointless," an original work by Dorothea Lasky:

Maleness as a construct is pretty pointless
Men are painful

Being pregnant taught me
What assholes men really are

Making fun of my pumping
In the bathroom or the office

I want to live in a world
Where she exists

Man smoking in turquoise gym shorts
I need to write more things down

The song I can’t fight this feeling is playing in the deli
Everytime I think of you

Movie star by the lake
With the flamingos so calm, neon roses

Click here to see Walther’s earlier performance of "Breasts" and here for his reading of "Bitch."