The TV viewer who called Masters officials Friday on Tiger Wood’s illegal drop better watch his back. It’s been a bad week for snitches.
For those not hip, a snitch, according to Urban Dictionary, is:
1. A person who tells on someone.
2. A bum of a person.
Let Cam’Ron elaborate:
I’ll translate for Mr. Giles: snitching is bad for business. Snitching takes food out of people's mouths and statues out of people's trophy cases. Woods appeared destined to snag another Green Jacket Sunday, but then this bozo on a couch had to open his or her big mouth. You sir, a civilian who happens to have a Master’s official on speed dial, are a snitch. And a thing about snitches . . . is that they get stiches.
From Killa:
I’m not saying, do something bad to the person who did something bad to you. It’s kind of policing your own community.
It was the responsibility of the PGA and tour officials to recognize Tiger’s drop. Not for a know-it-all to meddle.
The anonymous caller is looking to run plays out of fellow snitch Scott Prouty's playbook. He's the guy who made the secret recording of Mitt Romney's 47 percent comments. He leveraged his cell phone video into a lucrative position with a labor union. Next thing we'll see is the Master's rules hog come out on NBC Sports Network and be hired as a rules analyst.
Snitches eventually are gonna get got. Just last week, we saw what happens to snitches when Senate Minority Mack Mitch McConnell dusted off a liberal group for mouthing off.
Also, karma came 'round to Mother Jones narc David Corn—Prouty's enabler—who tried to go two-for-two in snitching. After it was revealed that audio of McConnell discussing a potential opponent may have been obtained illegally, Corn, who published the recording, was reduced to a babbling 'no commenting' fool.
All I am saying is, what goes around, comes around. Just look at the career of contemporary history's most famous snitch: Monica Lewinsky.