Time for MSNBC to rebrand from "The Place for Politics" to "The Place to Gaze Upon Lisa Bloom."
Lisa Bloom has commandeered MSNBC’s entire schedule. She's the actual law-practicing professional as opposed to noted legal minds Jonathan Capehart and Michael Eric Dyson. And because the staff of the Free Beacon watches more MSNBC than Rachel Maddow's mom, we’ve gradually come under Bloom's spell.
We’ve come to appreciate her impeccable fashion.
We salute her patriotism.
We respect her can-do spirit.
We like her sly smile.
The next time you’re at trivia night and are asked what Phil Spector, Drew Peterson, the White House party crashers, and Lindsay Lohan have in common, you can proudly shout: "Lisa Bloom!"
How long before Lisa replaces Chris Hayes?