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Kristin Cavallari Exposes Arcane Illinois Law (Photos)

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September 9, 2013

Illinois is best known for its corruption and oppressive taxes. But the Land of Lincoln’s most egregious violation against freedom is an arcane law exposed as hopelessly outdated by the femme fatale of The Hills.

Kristin Cavallari Instagram
Kristin Cavallari Instagram

A few days ago Cavallari was booked by state police for a $150 citation for driving in Illinois without a valid state driver’s license.

Since her Hills days, Cavallari has ascended to top of the pride of NFL wives.

Kristin Cavallari Instagram
Kristin Cavallari Instagram

She's married to baby daddy/lotto ticket Jay Cutler, who quarterbacks the Chicago Bears. Cavallari splits her time between cheering on Cutler in Illinois. ...

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Kristin Cavallari Instagram

... while retaining her native California residency.

Kristin Cavallari Instagram
Kristin Cavallari Instagram

You'd keep your Golden State residency over a frigid flyover state too.

If you're going to have pay taxes out your nose, at least let it be sunny for over 300 days a year.

Kristin Cavallari Instagram
Kristin Cavallari Instagram

Also: Don't Illinois state troopers watch Seinfeld? This sort of thing is not supposed to happen.

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