Illinois is best known for its corruption and oppressive taxes. But the Land of Lincoln’s most egregious violation against freedom is an arcane law exposed as hopelessly outdated by the femme fatale of The Hills.
A few days ago Cavallari was booked by state police for a $150 citation for driving in Illinois without a valid state driver’s license.
Who knew having a California drivers license in Illinois was a CRIME to be escorted to the police station to post bail?!! What a morning
— Kristin Cavallari (@KristinCav) September 6, 2013
Since her Hills days, Cavallari has ascended to top of the pride of NFL wives.
She's married to baby daddy/lotto ticket Jay Cutler, who quarterbacks the Chicago Bears. Cavallari splits her time between cheering on Cutler in Illinois. ...
... while retaining her native California residency.
You'd keep your Golden State residency over a frigid flyover state too.
FYI...I still have an apartment in LA so I'm a resident of California
— Kristin Cavallari (@KristinCav) September 6, 2013
If you're going to have pay taxes out your nose, at least let it be sunny for over 300 days a year.
Also: Don't Illinois state troopers watch Seinfeld? This sort of thing is not supposed to happen.