Stay classy Arlington!
A 42-year-old naked biker in Arlington, Va. crashed his motorcycle into two cars and then took off on an unsuccessful flight into the woods.
Police eventually found the perpetrator, Roland Hitchens. They took him to the hospital for non-life-threatening injuries. He is now being held without bond.
Hitchens faces charges of indecent exposure, DUI, felony hit and run, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, and driving on a suspended license.
