BUSTED: Lena Dunham Is a Liar (Just Like Hillary Clinton)

Just like Hillary.

Lena Dunham is all in for Hillary Clinton. The millennial heartthrob interviewed the prominent grandmother in September, asking how younger generations could get excited to vote for a candidate that lacks charisma. “If you can’t get excited, be pragmatic and do it anyway,” Clinton explained.

Dunham in currently on the campaign trail in New Hampshire rallying supporters and taking over the candidate’s Instagram account. She’s also telling big fat lies just like Hillary does all the time.

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Highlights from Vanity Fair’s Profile of Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton’s ‘Second Daughter’

Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin (AP)

Huma Abedin is Hillary Clinton’s closest confidante and most valued personal assistant/technology consultant. They share a lot in common: Wayward husbands, love of money, being the subject of multiple federal investigations, etc. Vanity Fair has profiled Abedin in its latest issue. Here are some of the highlights:

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My Crazy ‘Revenant’ Bear Rape Conspiracy Theory

gimme mah trophy

So, you remember a month or so back when there was a big headline on Drudge about how Leonardo DiCaprio’s character was raped (twice!) by a bear in The Revenant? I have a crazy theory about that whole story. Spoilers below.

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The New Baywatch Babe Is The Next Kate Upton


Charlotte McKinney was undeniably the true second coming of Kate Upton. For about a year. But as Yoda says, “There is another.”

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WATCH: Donald Trump Explains How He’d Slap a Massive Tariff on Red China


Donald Trump continues to tell it like it is, explaining to the New York Times editorial board that, if elected president, he would slap a 45 percent tariff on Chinese exports to the United States. He also described himself as a “free trader.”

The 45 percent tariff is significantly higher than the one he proposed back in 2011 during a speech in Las Vegas, in which he decried the “weak, pathetic leadership” of U.S. politicians. Trump also explained how he would deploy toughness and profanity to inform Chinese leaders of his plan to tax their goods. Watch below:

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The First Week of 2016 Was a Complete Sh*tshow, Explained

A cup of kindness, yet.

Welcome to 2016. The world is on fire, the stock market is plummeting, and Donald Trump is already pivoting to the general election. Here’s a quick rundown of the first week of President Obama’s final full year in office.

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Pampered Millennial (and Long-Haired Daddy’s Boy) is the Least Sympathetic Figure in the Global Refugee Crisis


The Washington Post has found perhaps the least sympathetic figure among the millions of individuals fleeing the ISIS-fueled chaos in the Middle East. Meet Faisal Uday Faisal, a 25-year-old millennial who “fled” his home (and a cushy government job) in Iraq for Sweden, only to return after he didn’t like the food and found it “boring.” This is his story:

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10 More Unacceptable Things That Should Also Be Illegal

Bernie Sanders

My bank does not charge me a fee when I use one of its ATMs (and my old one used to reimburse me for ATM fees even when I withdrew funds while abroad). In my view, it is unacceptable that Americans are paying a $5 fee each time they go to the ATM. — Bernie …

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‘Parks and Rec’ Was Not Popular

'He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Sister.'

I found it amusing that progressives were agitated enough by David Harsanyi’s tongue-in-cheek critique of Parks and Recreation to write not one but two outraged pushbacks highlighting the evils/absurdity of the modern right. Here’s the totally reasonable thing Harsanyi wrote:

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6 Crucial Difference Between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton


Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are leading the race to be their party’s nominee for president in 2016. A Trump-Clinton general election matchup would be a clash of political titans, and inspire a media circus the likes of which the world has never seen. Ratings would be through the roof, like you wouldn’t believe. Voters will have to decide between two candidate who are similar in many ways, but also very different. Here’s a look at the things that set them apart.

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ANALYSIS: Bill Clinton Looks Like an Old Woman

Same. (Getty Images)

Former President Bill Clinton was back on the campaign trail this week, making stops in New Hampshire in support of his nominal wife, Hillary Clinton. At 69 years old and sporting a trendy older women’s hairdo, Slick Willy blended effortlessly into the mobs of elderly Hillary supporters eager to absorb his charm. That is because, according to a Free Beacon analysis, Bill Clinton looks like an old woman.

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‘Rey The Mary Sue’ Throughout Cinematic History

I hope that in Episode VIII we find out her mom's name is Ma-Ree Suuu

I find it totally fascinating how … loud people get when you make the perfectly reasonable point that Rey, an impossibly competent character in what amounts to a big-budget fan film, is a total Mary Sue (that is, she’s an audience insert into a piece of fan fiction who is impossibly competent and wins the heart of main characters from the show or movie you’re fan-ficcing).

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The World’s Hottest Ministers, Ranked

hot ministers

Early on in 2015, the Washington Free Beacon commissioned a comprehensive study to determine who on planet earth most deserved the title of the World’s Hottest Minister.

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NFL Week 16 Picks, Merry Christmas Edition, with Pictures


As my gift this Christmas, I am going to give you eight football picks for the holiday weekend and also some keen advice for what to do with them.

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Rey from Star Wars Is Basically Just John Cena

John Cena is basically unbeatable and it's lame. Same with Rey. (h/t Max Landis, who made the original comparison)

Seriously, there are spoilers below. If you haven’t seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens yet you should probably just stop reading now and go to a movie theater. Everyone else saw it this weekend, why didn’t you?

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