Hillary Clinton Is an Ailing Third World Dictator

A woman believed to be Supreme Democratic Leader Hillary Clinton is spotted leaving a hospital with her family. (State News Agency)

Where is our leader? How is his health? Why is he limping? Do his compatriots have a succession plan in place if he is incapacitated before the upcoming preordained “election”? Did he actually write that Tweet posted on his official account? Is his second in command plotting a coup?

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Alternate Office Decor Choices for Aaron Schock

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There’s a funny story at the Washington Post‘s website last night about Rep. Aaron Schock’s choice of office decor. Apparently, he has designed his Capitol Hill office to resemble a set from PBS costume drama Downton Abbey:

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President Obama, Chris Kyle, Sheepdogs, and Wolves

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The Washington Post has a long article on President Obama’s attitude toward military action. This issue is especially important because “the president faces mounting pressure to send more troops to Iraq to help in the battle against Islamic State extremists,” as reporter Greg Jaffe puts it. The administration officials that Jaffe spoke to have an interesting explanation for the president’s reluctance to intervene further in Iraq. It’s all about the troops.

Jaffe’s piece begins with a dramatic tale from 2012 regarding the president’s meeting with a mortuary affairs team in Afghanistan, an experience, we are told, that was part of his growing reluctance to sacrifice American lives abroad:

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EXCLUSIVE: Here Are the ‘Defensive Weapons’ the Obama Administration May Send to Help Ukraine

Ukrainian soldiers holding puppies. (AP)

While reporting in Ukraine, I spoke to the leader of a volunteer organization who praised the Western sanctions regime against Russia, but argued they weren’t sufficient to defeat the invading forces on Ukraine’s eastern border. “You can’t win a war with sanctions,” he said. “Modern weapons win wars.”

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Garbage Beer Producer Mocks People With Taste

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Of all the ads from the Super Bowl—from that bizarre Nationwide ad that wants you to know your children could die at literally any moment to that awful tampon commercial where girls threw like girls and we were supposed to act like they weren’t throwing like girls—the one that rustled the most jimmies was probably this terrible Budweiser commercial:

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Pom-Pom Privilege: Ready for Hillary Staffer Cheers for Racist Washington Football Team

(Photo: Kirby Hoag Instagram)

Does Hillary Clinton support racism?

That’s a great question. The answer is: Probably.

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Free Beacon Betrayer Richard Sherman’s Heart Breaks on Live TV

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This is the greatest gif ever made and I salute the good folks at Kissing Suzy Kolber for bringing it to the world.

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Beltway Lobbyists Are Ready For Hillary

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THE POLITICO reports that Beltway lobbyists are fed up with President Obama’s alleged “disdain” for their profession and are eagerly awaiting the election of a president who will love them as they deserve to be loved: Hillary Clinton.

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As Senator, Hillary Clinton Flew on Private Jets Every Other Week for Eight Years—At Taxpayer Expense

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Bloomberg reports that Hillary Clinton racked up a lot of miles on private jets during her eight years as a U.S. senator:

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Romney’s Exit Paves the Way for Hillary

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Mitt Romney shocked the world—or rather, shocked the handful of people who obsessively follow politics—by toying with the idea of another presidential run. Then, on Friday, he proved a lot of eager pundits wrong by announcing that he wouldn’t run.

Romney’s decision to sit out 2016 is great news for Hillary Clinton, who is now the sole choice for voters in search of an old, out of touch, insanely wealthy, Wall Street-loving candidate with a history of failure.

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Beast Mode Takes Media Criticism Straight to the Bank

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The members of the Super Bowl media circus have been incredibly salty about Marshawn Lynch’s refusal to talk to them during media sessions that he is forced to attend, and it has all worked out great for Marshawn Lynch.

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Is ‘Boyhood’ This Year’s ‘Crash’? Or This Year’s ‘The Artist’?

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In the last 24 hours, I’ve gone from feeling neutral-to-slightly-negative about Boyhood to more or less loathing it. I hate the term “overrated” but I can’t think of another word to describe it. Hey, critics: How did this dumb movie win so many awards from critics groups? Does Richard Linklater have your kids in his basement duct-taped to a radiator? Have you all been hypnotized? Snap out of it! This’ll help:

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5 Questions for Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Clinton is running for president, but she keeps pushing back the formal announcement of her campaign in order to avoid the public spotlight and earn as much easy money as she possibly can on the corporate speaking circuit. When she decides to stop kneeling the ball three times and then punting, and finally gets into the fray, here are some questions we’d like to ask her.

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Ranking the Oscar Best Picture Flicks by Their Political Correctness

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News comes today that Harvey Weinstein is finally playing the rainbow card in this year’s Oscar race. Here’s the Hollywood Reporter:

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Ellison’s Must Read of the Day

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My must read of the day is “The great GOP overreach,” by Brent Budowsky, in the Hill.

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