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Alison Lundergan Grimes Doesn't Know What a Bumper Sticker Is

Kentucky Democrat and Middle East expert Alison Lundergan Grimes does not know what a bumper sticker is, according to this video of Grimes urging supporters to put campaign bumper stickers in their yards. 

A Free Beacon analysis has concluded that a "bumper" sticker does not belong in a yard, but rather on the bumper of one's car.

Bumper stickers do not belong on dogs, either.

As stated previously, a bumper sticker should be placed on the back of one's vehicle—specifically, on the bumper. For example:

(flickr user Matthew Rutledge)
(flickr user Mel Green)

It is not the first time Grimes has been woefully confused. Earlier this week, she suggested that Israel's Iron Dome defense system "has been a big reason why Israel has been able to withstand the terrorists that have tried to tunnel their way in." This was kind of ridiculous, a Free Beacon analytics team concluded.