Mike Pence won the fashion and logic portions of Wednesday night's vice-presidential debate against Kamala Harris, who repeatedly dodged questions about her support for court packing.
In addition to the debate victory, Pence also secured a moral victory with his impressive display of decency, kindness, and respect for all of God's creatures—even the lowly fly. Democrats seized on Pence's decision to let a defenseless insect perch atop his immaculate head. They made "memes," a popular form of online content, and mocked Pence's boundless love of life with a call to violence.
Joe Biden's campaign staff forced the candidate to pose with a fly swatter, an instrument of cruelty that has been denounced by animal-rights groups such as People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), and is extremely offensive to devout Buddhists who believe all creatures have a right to life. It's unclear if Biden even realized what was going on, or if the following photo is evidence of elder abuse.
Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t pic.twitter.com/NbkPl0a8HV
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 8, 2020
As if that wasn't barbaric enough, Team Biden doubled down in an effort to monetize their hatred of God's lesser creatures. They started selling branded fly swatters in the campaign store, and came up with some epic puns and catch phrases to impress their lib friends on Twitter.
Swats away flies and lies. Get yours today: https://t.co/ehsECKfDPO pic.twitter.com/oVLHHmq85c
— Team Joe (Text JOE to 30330) (@TeamJoe) October 8, 2020
Failed political consultant Steve Schmidt, a notorious lib grifter who cofounded the Lincoln Project, tripled down on MSNBC by suggesting that Pence was possessed by Satan.
The Lincoln Project’s Steve Schmidt says the fly that landed on Mike Pence during the debate last night is a "sign historically of sin" and the "mark of the devil."
pic.twitter.com/744RuE53ae— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) October 8, 2020
Speaking of Satan, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton also chimed in:
Congratulations to @kamalaharris for a masterful debate performance.
She swatted away the lies with ease.
Join this winning team. https://t.co/mxkpLIOEux pic.twitter.com/Lb1KdeudQZ
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 8, 2020
A Washington Free Beacon analysis of the VP debate and the actions that followed suggests the Republican Party is the party of empathy, decency, and kindness, whereas the Democratic Party is not.