Turn the Lights Out, Burn It All Down (Again)

#dosomethingnow

Americans who believe our political and media structures are proof that everything is meaningless and nothing matters because civilizational doom is imminent have been vindicated once again. There was a horrible shooting in California, and the Republican frontrunner sat for an interview with Alex Jones, the “amazing” 9/11 truther and gay frog evangelist. Another presidential candidate performed a freestyle rap: “Guns, guns, guns, I don’t like them guns.”

Donald Trump Wins Democratic Debate

All he does is win. (AP)

Five old white people stood on stage Tuesday night and argued about who would be the best candidate to represent the “party of the future.” They all lost. The true winner of the contest was sitting at home in a fabulous tuxedo. No, not Mitt Romney. The winner of the first Democratic primary debate was Republican frontrunner Donald J. Trump.

66,580 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is Better and More Successful than Obama

All he does is win. (AP)

Next president Donald Trump is better and more successful than Barack Obama in many, many ways. The Donald has a massive fortune, while Obama is barely a millionaire. Pathetic. Trump also boasts a Twitter following that is huge like you wouldn’t believe. Very, very large. Even the President of the United States can’t keep up with the Donald. What a loser.