Americans who believe our political and media structures are proof that everything is meaningless and nothing matters because civilizational doom is imminent have been vindicated once again. There was a horrible shooting in California, and the Republican frontrunner sat for an interview with Alex Jones, the “amazing” 9/11 truther and gay frog evangelist. Another presidential candidate performed a freestyle rap: “Guns, guns, guns, I don’t like them guns.”
Five old white people stood on stage Tuesday night and argued about who would be the best candidate to represent the “party of the future.” They all lost. The true winner of the contest was sitting at home in a fabulous tuxedo. No, not Mitt Romney. The winner of the first Democratic primary debate was Republican frontrunner Donald J. Trump.
Next president Donald Trump is better and more successful than Barack Obama in many, many ways. The Donald has a massive fortune, while Obama is barely a millionaire. Pathetic. Trump also boasts a Twitter following that is huge like you wouldn’t believe. Very, very large. Even the President of the United States can’t keep up with the Donald. What a loser.
President Barack Obama has a women’s sports problem. We know he loves male sports because he somehow manages to closely follow all the major ones despite presumably doing all the things presidents are supposed to do on a daily basis, such as attend cabinet meeting and lead the free world. But where is the love for the ladies?