This Is How the Obama Administration Ends

Chicago slumlord Valerie Jarrett. (AP)

The Obama administration is on its last legs. Attorney General Eric Holder is jumping ship. The president mentally checked out months ago. Some have argued that the embarrassing failures at the U.S. Secret Service are actually the initial stages of a Biden-backed coup. Even Obama’s most trusted adviser, Chicago slumlord Valeria Jarrett, is starting to get bored. She recently made a guest appearance on “The Good Wife,” an obscure political drama on CBS.

Joe Biden’s Had a Spectacular Week

Biden being Biden. (AP)

Let’s briefly recap the week of Joe Biden, current vice president of the United States and the presumptive front-runner for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination, shall we?