Feds to Eliminate Cholesterol Warning from Diet Guidelines

News that the Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee has dropped its warning about the dangers of cholesterol brought to mind a routine by the comedian Lewis Black:

The people who told us about sun block were the same people who told us, when I was a kid, that eggs were good. So I ate a lot of eggs. Ten years later they said they were bad. I went, “Well, I just ate the eggs!” So I stopped eating eggs, and ten years later they said they were good again! Well, then I ate twice as many, and then they said they were bad. Well, now I’m really f—d! Then they said they’re good, they’re bad, they’re good, the whites are good, th-the yellows—make up your mind! It’s breakfast—I’ve gotta eat!

Will they ever make up their minds?