America’s brightest pay a hefty price for their financial and intoxicating genius. Without a buffer between the booze and their blood stream, they crawl from out of their beds and into their graves the following morning.
Our friends in Australia took point and science’d up a type of beer that will put a stop to praying to porcelain gods.
By following Gatorade’s philosophy, Aussie scientists added electrolytes into two different beers. After making subjects work out for an hour, they had them drink legitimate post-workout recovery beer that result in retaining the very fluids that regular beer wrings out of drinkers and stokes hangovers.
Drunkorexics are American’s best and brightest. Who told me that load of crock, you inquire?
Science, that’s who.
Critical to drunkorexia is the pre-pregame. A feller/lady needs a good swoll session to jumpstart the metabolism for the mental, physical, and financial punishment that follows a Champagne campaign.
GQ recently noted studies showing the importance of carbohydrates in post-workout recovery, and suggested light beer could both start your buzz and replenish your muscles. That’s efficiency.