Villaraigosa Fails Up to Harvard

Harvard’s Institute of Politics has announced that former Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa will serve as a visiting fellow. This marks an impressive academic leap for the former mayor who is perhaps most famous for his grasp of parliamentary procedure.

Villaraigosa’s Farewell Bash

Before leaving office at the end of the month, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is set to use $75,000 in public money as part of a $265,000 block party despite recently passing a budget containing $108 million unfunded obligations and personally being in dire financial straits.

Villaraigosa Gets Desperate

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is reportedly desperate for work and money after his mayoral term ends June 30 despite being the second highest paid mayor, earning $1,682,937 during his eight years in office.