Jimmy Kimmel mocked the U.S. Postal Service's leap into fashion wear with a fake ad for a logical next step Wednesday night: cologne.
USPS announced earlier this week they will launch a "cutting edge" clothing line:
The Postal Service chose "Rain Heat & Snow" as its own brand name, alluding to its unofficial motto: "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
Only men’s apparel and accessories will be available initially, but the agency plans to add a women’s line in the future, it said Tuesday. […]
"This agreement will put the Postal Service on the cutting edge of functional fashion," agency licensing manager Steven Mills said in a statement.