Even though Valentine’s Day is still three weeks away, some of our readers are already getting in the mood.
Spotted by a loyal Beaconator on the 600 block of North Carolina Ave., SE in the nation’s capital overnight was a love note from an appropriately enthusiastic reader. Washington Free Beacon management does not support or encourage the defacing of our nation’s sidewalks, but we do appreciate the sentiment.
Eyewitnesses did report seeing a large, sasquatch-looking creature fleeing the scene and retreating into a local tavern. We left messages on the Truth Monkey’s banana phone seeking comment and will update this post if we hear back.
If you or anyone else you know happens to spot other WFB Valentines, please alert the editorial team at firstname.lastname@example.org and we will take appropriate action.