Texas inmate Keith Judd carried 41 percent of the vote in West Virginia’s Tuesday Democratic primary. The Washington Free Beacon decided to imagine what a Judd campaign ad might look like:
People shackled by debt, their healthcare held hostage… A nation under assault.
It’s time for real change.
An American willing to do whatever it takes to steal the nomination.
A Democrat who serves his country.
A proven contender with a record of conviction.
Political prisoner, fashion icon. From the big house to the White House.
He can’t vote, so you’ll need to vote for him.
(Paid for by cellmates of Keith Judd.)