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Enemies of Freedom

Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren

Nickname(s): Pocahontas, Slithers with Snakes, Professor Paleface, Senator Karen

Occupation: U.S. Senator from Massachusetts

Racial background: 99.9% Caucasian, 0.1% Native American

Racial accolades: “First woman of color” on Harvard Law School faculty

Accomplishments: Contributed plagiarized French recipes to the Pow Wow Chow cookbook in 1984, made a lot of money flipping foreclosed houses she bought from vulnerable Americans, and was the subject of the worst rap song ever written.

Hates freedom? Absolutely.

Why/how? She opposes school choice, but sent her son to a private school. In 2019, Warren announced her $1.3 trillion “free college” plan on April 22, which happens to be the birthday of Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, founding father of Soviet communism.

Claim to shame: “The Elizabeth Warren Effect,” a phrase coined by racial experts after the U.S. Census Bureau recorded a significant uptick in the number of individuals identifying as white and Native American over the past decade.

Fun fact: Warren thinks she would have won the 2020 presidential election if she “had a penis.”

What’s next? Becoming a transgender man and testing that hypothesis.


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