There I was, minding my own business, thinking about how I had nothing on which to opine today, when I saw this abomination over at Business Insider in a post titled “8 Whiskey Drinking Tips”:
2. Relax. You’re not doing it wrong.
Whiskey snobs may say there’s a “right” way to drink the stuff, but just relax. Simoneau has seen every request, from a Laphroaig 10 year Manhattan (a cocktail usually prepared with rye) to Johnnie Walker Blue and ginger ale. Point being: You don’t always need to drink it neat.
Oh, but you are. You really, really are.