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Who Is the Best Sports Wife? (New Substandard!)

In the latest micro-episode of The Substandard, we discussed which sports wife is best: Jane Skinner, Kate Upton, or Brooklyn Decker. AND WE DID IT ON VIDEO. I hated literally every single second of it, as you can see here. If you just want to listen, like a civilized person, check out the embed below.

As much as it pained me to do so, I abandoned theĀ Beacon‘s favorite, Kate, and went #TeamJane all the way. Any woman who would create an alt Twitter account to yell at randos making fun of her husband is a 100% keeper. No one denies this.