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Week 5 NFL Picks, with Pictures of Trump Models

Trump model Heather Hahn's Instagram, nflshop.com
October 9, 2015

My football picks hit a snag last week.

After three weeks of success and a nice early Sunday morning Jets win in London, everything went downhill and I ended up 4-5 on the week—not up to the standards of my wealthy backer, Sir Wolfred Arthurson Summerfield-Platt VII.

To make my picks great again, I am enlisting a secret weapon: the women of Donald Trump's modeling agency. While Platt believes that Trump is too poor to be a good leader, it is undeniable that the real estate mogul's employees are the most beautiful and classy women in the world.

Eight picks this week, all inspired by Trump:

New Orleans Saints AT Philadelphia Eagles

PICK: Saints +5

Trump model Alanna Whittaker's Instagram, nflshop.com
Trump model Alanna Whittaker's Instagram, nflshop.com

Buffalo Bills AT Tennessee Titans

PICK: Bills -1

Trump model Lindsay Belanger's Instagram, nflshop.com
Trump model Lindsay Belanger's Instagram, nflshop.com

Arizona Cardinals AT Detroit Lions

PICK: Cardinals -2.5

Trump model Brittany Oldehoff's Instagram , nflshop.com
Trump model Brittany Oldehoff's Instagram , nflshop.com

Washington Redskins AT Atlanta Falcons

PICK: Skins +7.5

Trump model Annie McGinty's Instagram, nflshop.com
Trump model Annie McGinty's Instagram, nflshop.com

Jacksonville Jaguars AT Tampa Bay Buccaneers

PICK: Jags +3

Trump model Zuzana Lettrichova, nflshops.com
Trump model Zuzana Lettrichova, nflshops.com

New England Patriots AT Dallas Cowboys

PICK: Cowboys +9

Trump model Tamiris Freitas, nflshops.com
Trump model Tamiris Freitas, nflshops.com

Chicago Bears AT Kansas City Chiefs

PICK: Bears +9

Trump model Heather Hahn's Instagram, nflshop.com
Trump model Heather Hahn's Instagram, nflshop.com

St. Louis Rams AT Green Bay Packers

PICK: Packers -9

Trump model Jessieann Lachowski's Instagram, nflshop.com
Trump model Jessieann Lachowski's Instagram, nflshop.com

Record Last Week: 4-5

Season Record: 22-17

Published under: Donald Trump