Tough. Fearless. Defiant. Zany. Uncompromising. Inspired. These are among the many adjectives that come to mind when we try to describe Hillary Clinton's fashion sense over the years. As Vanity Fair puts it in a great piece about her new post-presidential look:
In the months since the election, Clinton has emerged anew from the woods and is back on the speaking circuit with a new style that fits her bolder, even more confrontational attitude toward the man she squared off against last year.
This is as good an occasion as any for a career-spanning retrospective of the manifold styles of America's number-one socialist-hating drone queen jet-setting fashionista, with Free Beacon fashion editor Fab Montoya occasionally dropping in with their unique and invaluable perspective.
Strap yourselves in:
1. 'Dope as Hell 70s' Hill
Nothing says "Amnesty, Abortion, and Acid" like those big bold frames and that tousled school-girl hair.
2. 'Golf Course Chillaxing' Hill
She always knew how to have a good time.
3. '90s Health Care Policy Wonk' Hill
It would take a village to come up with a red that sharp or blonde streaks that striking.
3. 'Showing Up That Lady Who Spends Time Alone With Your Husband' Hill
As beautiful as a cornflower in late spring, as practical as a reminder to schedule Bill's next colonoscopy.
4. 'Knock 'Em Dead Iraq War Style' Hill
A perfect showcase for her slim, elegant figure and common touch with the proles.
5. 'So Tired of Your BS World Traveler' Hill
Yes, she is somewhat harried, and, yes, she is so over your talking points, and, yes, she knows she is rocking that scarf harder than Mick Jagger.
7. 'Rock the House Pastel-Style Campaign Trail' Hill
Technically you can spell "attitude" without "blue," but, no, Hillary says here, you may not.
8. 'Women's March Participant' Hill
You just knew she was going to be there and totally kill it, right?
9. 'Edgy Throwback Goth Girl' Hill
"Before I come undone, save me / Save me from the nothing I've become."
10. 'Sley Bey Fur' Hill
Fab Montoya writes: "Faux-fur is not for the meek! Strike a FIERCE pose, Grizzly Hill! You're a fab fighter!"
11. 'The Nerd Moment is Now Klingon Warrior Princess' Hill
Fab Montoya writes: "If she can't do it here, then maybe planet Qo'noS is the ticket to intergalactic domination! Hillary takes SpaceX to Planet Sex in this FORWARD looking dress to infinity and beyond! Does it look Fab? Qo'noShit it does!"
12. 'Harry'
What's #woke-er than the Women's March? Not being cis, you fashy, obv.