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You Should Probably Stop Worrying About the 2016 Election Because These Seven Things Suggest the End of the World Is Nigh

The 2016 election has devolved into a circus. Only a toddler could make sense of it. The good news is you probably don't have to worry about how it's going to end, because all the evidence suggests that the end of the world is fast approaching.

For example:

1) This thing that happened.

2) This thing that's going to happen.

3) This thing that happened at a Donald Trump rally.

4) This photo of Donald Trump's nubby little sausage fingers.

5) Whatever this thing means.

6) I don't know, man.

7) This Mike Huckabee video.

Nothing matters. Enjoy the time you have left.