As reported on NBC News, Vice President Mike Pence has been in regular communication with former vice presidents Joe Biden and Dick Cheney. The Washington Free Beacon has obtained a partial transcript from the group's first official meeting, which took place this morning:
First Meeting of the ViP Club
The Vice President’s Residence
One Observatory Circle
Washington, DC
November 10, 2017
OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT:
VICE PRESIDENT PENCE: Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to welcome you both to the first official meeting of the ViP Club.
VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN: Is that we’re calling it, Mike? Because, God bless ya, I think we can do better.
VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY: It sounds like a strip club.
PENCE: Well, I'm, uh, certainly open to suggestions.
BIDEN: It needs to convey optimism, hope, and change.
CHENEY: You mean like Recovery Summer?
PENCE: Do you have a suggestion, Dick?
CHENEY: The First Order. It’s short and sweet but conveys the enormous imperial power we actually wield.
BIDEN: That’s a good point. We are a big [EXPLETIVE] deal.
PENCE: How about the Breakfast Club? Or is that already taken?
CHENEY: Speaking of breakfast, what are we having? I’m starving. And you better not say it’s continental or I will blow a hole through your skull. You know I’m capable of doing it.
BIDEN: I’d love a Jimmy Dean sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich. That’s what I’d get on the Amtrak Acela.
CHENEY: Sounds healthy. I’ll have the same.
PENCE: Actually our choices are steel-cut Irish oatmeal or blueberry yogurt parfait.
BIDEN: Believe it or not, I had a blueberry yogurt parfait once—on the Amtrak Acela, go figure! I told the conductor, this articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy who happened to be
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