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Three Best Bars From R. Kelly's 'My Story'

The other day American troubadour R. Kelly dropped the lead single from his twelfth solo album, "Black Panties."

"My Story" recalls a Kells in his prime, back when he made a career of crooning absurdities. And because it’s 2013, Kells called 2 Chainz for the guest spot.

Here are some choice bars from R-dots latest, with translation:

1) Models roll my indo, I beat the (expletive), Django

Translation: Robert Kelly has models pack his weed and is rather aggressive in his love making.

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2) She make a pole disappear like hocus pocus

Translation: In Kells’s second movie reference, the artist is astonished by his beloved's aptitude at magic.

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3) Drop her ass at the "Chocolate Factory" (yeah), we did them "12 Play" (yeah)

And you know who you is girl - we been (expletive) since the 12th grade, goddamn

2 Chainz walks us through Kell’s decorated discography, including his two biggest commercial smashes, 2003’s "Chocolate Factory" and 1993’s "12 Play." And though I appreciate Chainz’s reference to Kells’s longevity, the reference to minors is probably not what Kells wanted to hear.