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The 'Other' Koch

The Best Kind of Koch/AP
April 11, 2014

Democrats are gearing up to run in the 2014 midterms solely by attempting to paint Republicans as nothing much than a bunch of Koch fiends. At this rate, Senate Majority PAC will be running the entirety of "Vincent Vega and Marsellus Wallace's Wife" from Pulp Fiction for ads by August. I swear I'm listening to a French Montana mix tape whenever the office tunes into CSPAN 2.

Despite being the self-appointed party of women, not only do Democrats pay women less than men, Harry Reid and his merry band of Koch boys completely ignore the "Other" Koch: golf veteran Carin Koch.

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AP

Carin was named captain today of the European team in the Solheim Cup, the ladies' verson of the Ryder Cup. The European Solheim team is aiming over a threepeat over us Yankees with Carin at the helm. Like most Americans, I’m stuck in between my love for my country and my love for Kochs.

Carin Koch Twitter
Carin Koch Twitter

Carin was selected to the prestigious position as her Swedish national team won the European Championship. Sweden is a lady golfer factory, having produced lady golf legend Annika Sorenstam. Annika will be the Swedish team's number two to Koch.

Carin Koch Twitter
Carin Koch Twitter

Koch has been a golf pro for nearly twenty years. In the 2000s, she won several LPGA events before she moved back to her native Sweden in 2009.

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AP

As with her American surnamesakes, the Swedish Koch packs quite the punch.
Carin Hang Cleans

The only thing stronger than Americans for Prosperity is Carin's driver.
Carin Koch

Once named by Playboy as one the smokiest of lady golfers, Carin Koch still comes with the heat.

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AP

Since Koch is all the rage with Dems these days, perhaps Golf Digest should have borrowed that strategy.
Carin Koch

Carin is my favorite kind of Koch.

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