Orlando Bloom got into a heated argument with pop-star douche bag Justin Bieber early Wednesday morning at a ritzy restaurant in Ibiza, Spain. Bloom reportedly took a swing at the 20-year-old Canadian, and the crowd in the restaurant cheered.
You betcha they did. In fact, we're all cheering.
Who among us hasn't wanted just one shot ... one shot at Bieber's face?
According to the video released by TMZ (how do they get these things so fast?), Bieber was even wearing that idiotic hat that makes him look even more punch-able. How many times have you dreamed of smacking Bieber square across the head and knocking that stupid lid from his cranium?
Admit it! I can't be the only one.
The reason for Bloom's attempted (but completely justified) assault was a comment Bieber allegedly made about Bloom's ex-wife, Australian Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr. Bieber injected himself into the relationship in 2012 when he was photographed partying a little too close with Bloom's then-wife. Bloom, for his part, has recently been seen publicly with Bieber's ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez.
Fast forward to early this morning at the exclusive Spanish restaurant with celebs such as Paris Hilton and Diddy looking on. The New York Post picks up the narrative from there:
"Justin was at one table, and Orlando was at another," a source told us. "But when Bieber and his party were later walking past Bloom’s table, Orlando refused to shake Bieber’s hand." Then, "Bieber said something rude to Orlando, like, ‘She was good.'"
Witnesses say Bieber ducked the punch and then yelled "What's up, bitch?," which is where TMZ's video picks up.
If these accounts are correct then clearly Bloom was provoked and he had every right to defend his ex-wife's honor and do us all a favor with a little Bieber battering. But, let's face it, Bieber's "rap" in "Boyfriend" is provocation enough for a nice smack-down.
According to Yahoo UK , after the altercation "The Biebs" (as he likes people to call him) took to social media and further taunted Bloom:
After the physical altercation, Bieber reportedly took their spat online. In the wee hours of Thursday morning, he is said to have posted this photo of Kerr, in a bikini, on Instagram with a crown as the caption, but later deleted it. Bieber's all about the "kinging" references, often using that emoticon when he's climbing onto his private jet, headed on a luxe trip, or other times he feels he's dominating. Shortly thereafter, Bieber posted a simple "Keeping it positive" note on Twitter. No word on whether or not Bloom even saw the pic or the tweet as he's not on social media.
Thank you, Mr. Bloom. We forgive you for Kingdom of Heaven. If only you'd connected.