The Met Ball is important because commoners such as myself can sit back and watch as random pairings of celebrities document their various states of inebriation on social media.
For example, Instagram was running when Zooey Deschanel, Reese Witherspoon, Cara Delevingne, and Kate Upton threw themselves in a elevator and had the type of conversation you have when you're three bottles of champagne in.
Heck, I don’t know how to say Cara’s name and I cover Victoria’s Secret models for a living! I'm not alone: Cara's fellow super smoke Kate is equally clueless.
Cara Delevingne's name is pronounced:
Look at that. How about we go through the rest of elevator to see how to pronounce their names?
The most random celeb in this elevator ride of destiny was Zooey Deschanel.
The Instagram video was most notable in how Reese Witherspoon falls back into her southern accent when she's hammered.
It is easy to pronounce the name of the most remarkable individual in the elevator.
At the end of the ride, Reese offered the kind of wisdom only espoused when you're three sheets to the wind.
Celebrities! They're just like us!