Kate Upton Has an Unbelievable Pitching Arm (Photos)

I like my sports the same way I like my women: fast and violent. Which doesn't leave much room for baseball.

Leave it to Sports Illustrated, though, to pique my interest in the upcoming MLB playoffs.

Sports Illustrated Instagram

Sports Illustrated Instagram

Remember how Kate Upton has broken through more more glass ceilings than Hill-Rod?

In a clever bit of marketing, SI called in Kate on only three days rest to pose for a shoot with B.J. and Justin Upton of the NL East champ Atlanta Braves.

Kate Upton

It's funny because they are all named Upton!
Kate Laugh

B.J. Upton is probably the first guy to seem  unimpressed by Kate's charms. Or maybe he's trying to neg her.
Kate dance

Nike's "Can’t Hit On Me" shirts don't look nearly as tacky when they're worn by Kate.
Kate Shirt

She has a gun for an arm. Maybe the Nats can replace Dan Haren with her?
kate pitch

The Mets' David Wright isn't photo bombing; he's calling for help.
Kate David Wright

Kate you minx, you’ve done it again.
Kate Hair Flip