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Kate Upton and the SOTU

Speaker John Boehner has released the list of guests who will be sitting in his box during tonight's State of the Union:

Isn't someone missing? I can think of one young entrepreneur with already sizable platforms who would definitely expand the appeal of the House GOP. Also, she is already in the news. And she's related to a Republican member of Congress. WHY DIDN'T BOEHNER INVITE KATE UPTON TO THE STATE OF THE UNION??

It's not like she's without ample achievements. Today marks her second consecutive appearance on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Also, she is an accomplished actress and the spokeswoman for Mercedes Benz and the popular Carl's Jr. restaurant chain. The GOP doesn't want the SOTU to be a complete bust. Upton's can-do attitude could help solve the party's downward curves when it comes to the support of confident young female Americans. Voters would be knocking on our door. Her attendance would dominate the news cycle.

Then after the speech Upton could teach the joint session how to Dougie.