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Hillary Clinton Less Popular than Darth Vader

Polling analysts at the Washington Post have determined that elderly millionaire Hillary Clinton is viewed less favorably than Darth Vader, and would likely lose a hypothetical 2016 matchup against the prominent Sith Lord.

A recent FiveThirtyEight survey found that Vader enjoys a favorability rating of 58 percent, which is 12 points higher than Clinton’s. Only 30 percent of Americans view Vader unfavorably, compared to 45 percent of Americans who hold unfavorable views about Clinton.

According to a Washington Free Beacon analysis, Vader would hold several key advantages over Clinton in a 2016 Democratic primary, including:

Of course, it's entirely possible that some of these factors could ultimately change in Clinton's favor. For example, she could fortify her political operation by selecting Joe Biden as a running mate, and/or she could become at least partially mechanized via a state of the art bionic pantsuit, which would significantly increase her mobility.