Here's an awful story about a terrible woman who represents the decline of America. Writes BuzzFeed's Rachel Zarrell:
Baltimore resident Gabby Wathen decided to take an Uber home from a party on Halloween. But she didn’t notice that Uber was in prime time, meaning that rates were incredibly high, and woke up to a $362 charge.
Wathen noticed the charge yesterday, her 26th birthday, and the day her $450 rent was due. But she claims she could no longer afford it, so she took to GoFundMe to raise money for her 20-minute cab ride.
The name of the GoFundMe page? "Uber Stole My 26th Birthday."
I just, I can't. I can't even. Can someone even? Because I can't.
Millennials, man. They are the worst. And all of you people who gave her money are also the worst for encouraging this sort of idiocy. Stop being the worst, America.
Some words of wisdom from Megan Ritter:
@SonnyBunch Actually, sweetie, if anything stole your birthday it was your decision to get blackout drunk. Whoops, is that shaming?
— Megan Ritter (@MeganRitter) November 3, 2014