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Free Beacon Editor Ousted as #1 TRUMP FAN

Andrew Stiles, the Free Beacon's digital managing editor, has been stripped of his title as #1 TRUMP FAN, the Free Beacon has learned exclusively.

The Free Beacon is conducting an internal investigation into Stiles's recent donation to the Donald Trump campaign. His position of #1 TRUMP FAN, which is based solely on merit, has been overtaken by Marcy Masters, a Bolivian-born small business owner who was quoted in a recent POLITICO article about Trump's rally at his golf resort in Miami [emphasis added]:

"It’s awesome," said Marcy Masters, a self-employed seller of nutritional supplements, of the venue where she had lined up three hours early. "Oh my gosh, did you see the carpets? Doral spells rich."

The Bolivian-born Masters held a banner with "Hispanics for Trump" on one side and a doctored image of a shirtless, muscle-bound Trump wearing a loincloth, clutching a knife and carrying Lady Liberty over his shoulder on the other. "Vote Trump to save America!" it said.

"I came in the legal way, and I made a fortune," said Masters. "I don’t want another communist country."

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