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Five Hillary Clinton Gestures That Will Redeem Your Faith In Humanity

Hillary Rodham Clinton

There's a reason Hillary Clinton is known in some quarters as "America's grandmother." That charming, carefree laugh. That calm, attentive nod. She carries herself with a grace that defies the harsh reality of the human condition. Her smile is like a dollop of warm love melted over golden buns. Her voice is the pure harmonic bong of freedom's bell. Her jingle-jangle spirit jolts the spine and soothes the cynic's soul.

Here are five defining Hillary Clinton gestures that will fill your heart with joy.

1. The Triple Threat (Nod / Sip / Eye Contact)

2. The Pantsuit/Dancesuit

3. The Double Threat Death Stare

4. The Server Shrug

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