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PICTURES: This Is What Donald Trump's Beautiful Face Looks Like on Vladimir Putin's Perfect Body

Calm down, ladies.
December 18, 2015

Donald Trump is a huge fan of Russian president Vladimir Putin, who recently said some nice things about the Republican frontrunner. When asked about Putin's remarks during an MSNBC appearance on Friday, Trump squeed like a tween Belieber. "When people call you brilliant, it’s always good, especially when the person heads up Russia," Trump said, pulse rising, blood coursing through his loins.

The two great leaders have a lot in common. Both are objectively gorgeous, and Putin might be the only individual on planet Earth whose physical health is more "astonishingly excellent" than Trump's, according to The Donald's personal gastroenterologist. So, because it's the holiday season, here are some photos of Donald Trump's beautiful face on Vladimir Putin's perfect body.

"I filed the largest financials in history."

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"We don't win anymore!"

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"I will be so good at military, your head will spin."

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"Does my family like me? I think so."

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"Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

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