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‘Did Kate Upton Wear It Better?’: Kendall Jenner Edition

From what I can ascertain from my ten second search on their website before getting distracted by the photos, Love Magazine is apparently a fairly new fashion periodical in the U.K. that deals in avant-garde fashion. Hookay.

They did snag some clicks from my browser by slapping Kendall Jenner onto their latest cover.

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Hey, what a minute! As Inquisitr pointed out, that looks mightily familiar!

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Does Love honestly believe Kendall Jenner topless in a eskimo hood a representation of an "american girl" or are they merely dabbling in the Kate Upton business? It's a tough call.

Looks like we need to go to the tape in another round of "Did Kate Upton Wear It Better?"

For her shoot, Kendall rocked a two-piece.

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Mortal braziers can only hope to reel in Kate's heavy spending.

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Kendall Jenner wearing a blouse made out of house keys. I told you this magazine is weird.

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There's nothing experimental about this GIF. That's unfiltered 'Murican right there.

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Since this magazine is European, obviously they took advantage of the U.K.'s liberal standards of t-shirt sizes.

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When you pit Kendall against Kate, it's like throwing Notre Dame against Alabama in college football. There's not even a discussion.

So I ask again gentle readers, "Did Kate Upton wear it better?"

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Yes, Kate Upton did wear it better.