Beyonce's Lemonade is stunning.
Beyonce's Lemonade is a revelation of spirit.
Beyonce's Lemonade is the greatest pop moment of the 21st century.
Beyonce's Lemonade is defiant.
Beyonce's Lemonade is a revolutionary work.
Beyonce's Lemonade is a visual masterpiece.
Beyonce's Lemonade is breathtaking.
Beyonce's Lemonade is imperious and witheringly powerful.
Beyonce's Lemonade maintains her queenly air.
Beyonce's Lemonade is among the boldest artistic statements of the year.
Beyonce's Lemonade is so amazing that even celebrities lost their cool.
Beyonce's Lemonade is the kind of artistic statement only she can get away with.
Beyonce's Lemonade is 2016's album of the year.
Beyonce's Lemonade is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see in your life.
And don't you dare question it.
Note: I'll be updating this sporadically with more praise. Just FYI.