Even with Batman v. Superman: Dawn of the Prequel To Catch Up to Marvel With A Justice League Movie being bumped up early to March 2016, the movie’s stars have had plenty of time to relax and bask in the midsummer Detroit summer.
Translation: They’ve been dumping ice water on their heads.
Wonder Woman herself, Gal Gadot, put in a good effort.
I should just retire from trying to predict personnel moves for sports teams in Ohio.
White smoke emitted from Cleveland Browns HQ this morning as head coach Mike Pettine made good on his promise and announced Brian Hoyer will be the Brown’s Week One starting quarterback. The Believeland girl will have to keep that piece of duct tape with Johnny Football’s name in her nightstand drawer just a little longer.
Kate Upton’s highly anticipated #icebucketchallenge was everything we could have asked for. However, it pains me as the resident Kate Uptonologist that her contribution to ALS research had a significant shortcoming.
For the uninitiated, watching mixed martial arts events can be like traveling to a foreign country, with Saturday’s Big Knockout Boxing being a visit to a more exotic locale than usual. As most fights judge wins by submission or by technicality, BKB is specially designed for knockouts. The only similarity between this flavor of MMA and traditional fighting in the octagon was that it was hosted by knockouts, such as lead knockout ring girl Caitlin O’Connor.
My ambivalence toward soccer is well documented. In the six minute introduction to the newly christened SEC Network, I felt more compelled to watch Georgia gymnastics than I’ve ever felt about watching soccer. Soccer needs to adopt the marketing prowess of Italian glamour model Laura Cremaschi.
You could see Laura lounging on the beach yesterday.
The concept for the Expendables series as an AARP for 1980s action movie stars is ridiculous, but they’ve somehow managed to become a trilogy. Sylvester Stallone imported every old school action movie trope all the way to casting the prerequisite smoke.
Since 2012’s tire fire, the Republican Party has made a concerted effort to appeal to Hispanic voters. It wouldn’t hurt if Republicans actually took the time to, you know, learn Spanish.
May I direct GOP activists to Venezuelan fitness guru Michelle Lewin? She’s a certified Rosetta Stone on Twitter, tweeting bilingually in English and Spanish. By the way, she’s hot.
America’s hit a bit of a rough patch of late. And yet, despite suffering heartbreak after heartbreak, Americans carry on, knowing all too well that flourishing through trying times is what makes us, well, American. Of course, most of us can’t afford to fly to Martha’s Vineyard. Our only option is to endure.
Fotunately, we can endure by ogling pictures of beauty queen Lisa Opie.
We’re told vacations are more about making lasting memories than sipping mojitos. So I can’t think a better way to trudge through the dog days of summer than by revisiting when Kate Upton decided to read a book at the beach.