Valerie Jarrett Is… ‘The Night Stalker’

White House senior adviser Valerie Jarrett was profiled earlier this week in the New York Times, where the heir to a Chicago real-estate fortune is described as “the single most influential person in the Obama White House.” Sources revealed she has been dubbed “the Night Stalker” by White House staffers. Jarrett’s penchant for following President Obama from the West Wing to the residence earned her the title, according to the Times.

‘Obama Blvd.’ Crime Update

There have been 12 crimes on Barack Obama Boulevard in St. Louis, MO, over a recent 9-day span. Between August 25 and September 3, there were nine thefts, two robberies, and one incident of breaking and entering. In addition, one registered sex offender resides on Obama’s honorary highway, according to crimereports.com.